MM – slightlyoffbooktitles

Last week, I noticed #slightlyoffbooktitles trending on Twitter. I saved a bunch of my favorites, thinking it would make a great, quick blog post some day. Then on Saturday, I tweaked my knee, and I’m currently stuck on my couch with crutches, a huge brace, and an old lap top. Definitely need these giggles today – hope you get a laugh or two as well.

The Fault In Our Cars #slightlyoffbooktitles pic.twitter.com/7gdiLuqXXc

— Alita Battle Angel's Berk (@kuzco890) October 12, 2016

American swiper #slightlyoffbooktitles pic.twitter.com/8CIWjVBmfH

— Sam Bowyer (@SamBowyer88) October 12, 2016

the good soldier shrek #slightlyoffbooktitles pic.twitter.com/CGShnXCwQt

— Triumph of the Whale (@handgunwales) October 12, 2016

The Devil and Daniel Radcliffe #slightlyoffbooktitles pic.twitter.com/nkUEDAX0Sb

— Mr. Maxwell Ⓐ (@MrMaxwellmusic) October 12, 2016

Gorn with the Wind #SlightlyOffBookTitles #Hissssssssss pic.twitter.com/C0JsXJ3cQK

— I, Robert (@papermonkeynz) October 12, 2016

#slightlyoffbooktitles Pilates of the
Caribbean pic.twitter.com/Tmu06t80u9

— 'neck, of the woods (@of_neck) October 12, 2016

#slightlyoffbooktitles Drainspotting pic.twitter.com/KEMrNIHd9k

— Joe Hey! (@JoeRemarkable) October 12, 2016

Gone Gull #Slightlyoffbooktitles pic.twitter.com/vCpsZvWoY0

— paul starkey (@lunar_werewolf) October 12, 2016

#SlightlyOffBookTitles Tuesdays With Morris pic.twitter.com/NIOKeznhvW

— Martini- I DON'T BLINK! (@veritas_24) October 12, 2016

https://twitter.com/4eyesJohnny/status/786204715444871169

https://twitter.com/jnhentertain/status/786206252363878400

https://twitter.com/TheWaltebeest/status/786235811670790145

Harry Potter and the Odor of the Phoenix
#slightlyoffbooktitles pic.twitter.com/jenqHPjIuq

— Sasquatch (@zerobxu) October 12, 2016

And my absolute favorite –

For Whom Goodell Trolls #SlightlyOffBookTitles pic.twitter.com/E39dptiEaS

— Adam Я Murphy Comedy (@adamrmurphy) October 12, 2016

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slightlyoffbooktitles. First, this is not a passive voice. Next, I am writing in an active voice. Therefore, my SEO will stop telling me how to write. Furthermore, these sentences are also shorter than twenty words. Rather, stop being so controlling. Especially since most of the sentences in this post are not mine. I will keep going while until you turn green. Two Hard Drives Revisited. I can’t believe this is still orange. Finally, it has turned. Success! First, this is not a passive voice. Next, I am writing in an active voice. Therefore, my SEO will stop telling me how to write. Furthermore, these sentences are also shorter than twenty words. Rather, stop being so controlling. Especially since most of the sentences in this post are not mine. I will keep going while until you turn green. I can’t believe this is still orange. Finally, it has turned. Success!